Can't kick the habit man

This is much more difficult than I thought.  Paper towels seem to have some stranger control over me.  I am weak and I am unable to resist the temptation of the towel of paper.  Aaaahhh.  I did fine the first day, but I have been progressively getting worse with my rations.  Really it is everyone else's fault for making big sticky spills in the house.  See it is not my fault.  Ah now I feel better.  Denial, ain't just a river in Egypt, bahdahdah!   Enough bad jokes, this is serious now.  I must prove to myself that I  am not weak, that I can do this.  So I am going to try again to limit my use of the demon paper towels and then be free of their evil ways.  I can do this I can do this.  But if anyone has any suggestions for easier ways to do this, or better alternatives please, or a magic drink that makes everything better (hehehe) please let me know.   Insert big sigh here.